Thursday, April 26, 2012

What Kinda Swimming Costume are you?



Currently I am in no such state to even be thinking of swimsuits.

I have a lovely lard inner tube that I got for x-mas that has been chilling on my mid-section since December that won't go away...despite my greatest efforts.

And by greatest efforts I mean not working out 

and 

eating less ice-cream than I did the day before...

Womp Womp

However, I am not one to let the size of my ass get in the way of my dreams so I gotta ask..

What Kinda Suit Are you?






Striped Bikini



Polka Dot Bikini







Missoni Zig Zag





Pretty Plain





Or are you like me and plan on wearing a cover-up the whole sunny season?

Can You say DASHIKI!




so....what say ye wee ones?

18 comments:

  1. Stripes fo sho... and the dashiki is fab! How did I not know about this?

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  2. This is so funny because over the weekend I was walking with a friend and said how much I loved a swimsuit and if I was a swimsuit I would be this one....it was the polka dot anthro one!

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  3. just saw polka dot one in nymag!! LOVE

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  4. The zig zags! Now if I can just hit the gym more regularly, I can sport any of 'em with ease!

    this is a fun post you put up!

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  5. I have had one of those lovely inner tubes as well. I hit 40 and it is like shit changed overnight. I now live and die by the Abs Diet for Women. Not a diet, really, a way of changing the way you are eating without a ton of effort. End result, inner tube came off and has stayed off. And, animal print!

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  6. Considering my ass has more dimples than a golf ball, I'm considering just staying inside this summer.

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  7. Polka Dot Bikini Please, so Pretty!

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  8. UGH! If I could get away with it, I LOVE the Missoni zig zag suit, but let's be honest...after 3 boys, a bikini ain't happening again...ever!

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  9. Oh God.....bathing suits. Why can't we just all wear shorts and t shirts to the beach.....gimme a coverup please.....

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  10. Ha! Thanks for the chuckle! I love the floral one-piece best. I find a little ruching always helps!

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  11. I love this blog I enjoyed your collections and the way they have everything displayed.

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  12. I'm a Missoni zig zag fo shizzle and I have always found the word Dashiki to be inexplicably hilarious.

    When are we gonna have a boozy party for all our LA blogger gals?

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  13. I believe I would wear every single suit you posted here! Every. One. And by the by, do not let something as inconsequential as a teeny-tiny muffin top deter you from donning a spectacular swimsuit and sashaying poolside. I don't. I always figure that if my appearance offends, people are free to avert their eyes in horror and look somewhere else! Thank you for a lovely summer swimsuit post :)

    XOXOXO
    ABC

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  14. Honestly I would wear them all, but the zigzag would probably be my first buy.

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